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I’ve sent an RSVP in response

to his RSVP

which

unfortunately

he responded to with another RSVP

I mean come on

this is serious business

this is washing your light and dark

clothes separately

this is elemental

I need to make sure

he’s reserved for my reserve

or something

I don’t know what RSVP means

he should know that by now

I can’t even spell my name