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Abraham spit up
chunks of pear
at her mother’s
dinner party

when she told me
I laughed and slapped my leg
like I was a mural of a fool

she kept a straight face
asked why I didn’t come

i told her
your mother doesn’t like me
she’s never met Abraham
but she undoubtedly likes him
more than she does me

she didn’t disagree
just stormed out

I called her later and
apologized