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slick western hero keeps
his revolver hung low
and his tobacco rolled

stops train robbers
believes in the west even
after the director yells cut

all dedicated to his mother
at the wrap party with
his hat hung low
and a bolo tie if the
photographers come

his trailer has an authentic poncho
made in china
on a plastic hook

his signature ends with a cowboy hat
which he thinks the children love -
hell, the women love it too

when he was offered the lead in a drama
he said no
and made another nickel and dime western