179 or The Letter "I"

Vicky said
I’m getting a divorce
Go ahead
Make my day
Movie revolvers
For short attention spans
What?
Oh, split households.
That’s right.
Who gets the kids
on
Christmas
Thanksgiving
July 4th.
Who cares about the last?
Some fireworks
some painted faces.
His name is Robert,
he works in construction.
Her name is Erica,
I met her tonight.
Doesn’t know the kids.
Knows where the vodka is.