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excuse me excuse me let me through

listen

excuse me

no listen just listen

I’ve become concerned about the afterlife excuse me excuse me no that’s not why I’m at your wedding I have flowers well they’re not for you they’re for…

remember the interview from like twenty years ago where Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp said he had face blindness

what do you think about that?

I have a coworker who is really into crystals and energy like the this guy is bad juju kind of energy but I don’t think we’re supposed to say juju that feels like appropriation but he makes a lot of sense and honestly I shouldn’t say he said juju

but the energy and cards and rocks

it all got me thinking

about the afterlife

and hey excuse me I didn’t interrupt when you were speaking

look

Matilda

I love you and I think we’re all gonna turn into rocks and energy and my coworker with the long nails and dog smell is right

I need a partner and you’re my partner and I don’t care what the law says love is marriage so we’re married and

I just thought you should know

you know

it’d be awkward to get married to this guy now that we’re married

you know

thank you this was a monologue about marriage thank you