1396
(Monday)
disco at the funeral
pastel coffin
and I’m undressing
the priest with my eyes
I fall in the parking
lot and touch him a little
too long while being
helped
cheap aftershave
and ingrown hairs
(Tuesday)
my eyes are red
from making love
with my head pressed against
your pillow
covered in dog hair
I wear
a white shirt
and black sunglasses
when I leave your place
(Wednesday)
I’m crying to country
music with a blue hard-on
a bucket
of crocodile tears
while recording a song
for the dog’s funeral
at least she didn’t
die from a heart attack
(Thursday)
Your dress is tight
against your legs
and struggles to stretch
while you bend down
and I’m a little drunk
and sophomoric
thinking of cheap cologne
and cheap perfume
on my tongue
and my writing suffers
but I still get royalties
from my apathy
(Friday)
Sorry I keep ignoring
your texts
and your invites
but the last time we spoke
you were a little needy
and you know