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meet my old twin
he’s older than me
he might tow your car
or set it on fire
brag about it in Baltimore

meet my old twin
he lives across the hall
and cross dresses
during holidays
he doesn’t talk much

meet my old twin
he drinks gin
and smokes clove cigarettes
he’ll blow smoke in your face
and won’t think twice

meet my old twin
he has a catchphrase
“give me some time”
when you ask him to do
just about anything